Chucky’s Disorganized Crime Bible, Part 1

Chapter 1 – Hide your tracks

When seeking to fake an office location, choose a respectable business city that has out of the way areas. Hong Kong is a great example. It’s a well respected business centre and has the New Territories where almost nobody speaks English so bounty hunters have a hard time tracking you down.

Just don’t do what our sample idiot, Charles Lawrence/Charles Surry did.

First, don’t make up a fake company to use as your presenter to fake registering your fake DinglePharb company in Hong Kong.

Second, don’t use the fake presenter that you used to fake register all your other fake companies in Hong Kong.

Third, don’t use the same fake address as your presenter for your fake office location, particularly when the address isn’t your office but is really a machinery dealer in a factory building.

DinglePharb’s HK Office locations
Hong Kong Office
30-32 Au Pui Wan St
Unit 6 level 1 Wah Yiu
Fotan N.T, HKG
Funny thing when we checked out the 30-32 Au Pui Wan Street address. We found it is occupied by:

Fluid-Mec International (Holdings) Ltd
Unit 6, Level 1, Wah Yiu Industrial Centre
30-32 Au Pui Wan Street, Fotan
Sha Tin, New Territories, Hong Kong

 Hong Kong Business Directory -  Fluid-Mec Int

An even bigger mistake would be to claim your DinglePharb GuangZhou office is the same address you used to claim the office location for Shogee. This becomes a particular problem when DinglePharb claims it’s owned by Nate Aguilo and have no knowledge or connection to Shogee or Charles Lawrence/Surry.

DinglePharb’s GuangZhou Office
Nantian Square
#5 Huacheng Ave.
Zhujiang Xincheng, B1007, CHN

Same a listed for Shogee. Curious since DinglePharb, allegedly, has no connection to Shogee. Kind of hard to explain.
Chapter 2 – Passports

Always have a few versions with different names, different expiration dates and make sure you pay off Philippine Immigration so they hook you up with a passport that they will allow to pass immigration, after paying a little “gratuity”. (For various reasons, we can not show you a fake Philippine passport on this site)

Bar girls love a big fat wallet and a really bitchin’ cool fake passport. Just like back in High School, girls really dig the rebels with fake ID. All you need to fake your passport is Photoshop and a little talent. Charles had Photoshop but he was a little lacking in the talent department. Maybe it was the bottle of tequila he drank before making his new passport, maybe it was just and unbelievable lack of any skills. Oh well, nobody will notice or dare to question him. He's CHARLES !!

Sure, that will work to open a corporate bank account. Why not? Remember, you’re Charles Surry, I mean Charles Lawrence, king of the world who is so great that you should be allowed to do anything you want, whenever you want with no repercussions.

Let’s take a look and the impressive fakes that Charles has been passing off.

Old and Boring

New and Exciting

Name alteration. Click image to see larger   Check out the hack job he did on his name.  Click  image to see larger